A bit naughty - but funny!!! Show us your 'naughty ones'! Please note some posts may offend.

Sue_w

Sue_w

WTF! Cut my long hair short, waiting for the time it falls out, (any day now).
My thought process was, "If it's going, it's going on my terms!"
Not had any rainfall of short spikey hair yet, but, and here is the rub, went to the loo and half my pubes are falling out!
Did not expect that!

AllyJay

Oh yes...the free, painless Brazillian was first for me too. Th head hair followed a few days later. I had also pre shaved down to a #2 buzz cut so only had stubble. I got out of the shower, wrapped a towel around me, and was just heading off to the bedroom to get dressed, when my scalp was just soooo itchy, I had to rub it.With my head still being somewhat wet, my hands were wet too and came away covered in short hairs...hundreds of them. I yelled out to my husband to come and have a look and his response was..."Hmmm yes...my mother warned me I'd get hairy palms if I ...you know...(making hand pumping movements)...what the hell were you up to in the shower, you naughty girl"!!! One of many laughs throughout this shitfest for both of us. 

arpie

Oh dear!!  I hope you don't walk round the house in the nick, @Sue_w .... you'll be leaving a trail!!    


LOL.  He's a keeper @AllyJay xx.  

arpie

OH, how I wish THIS was available sometimes .....

cranky_granny

arpie

OMG!  Sun shining thru the mouth of a cave was NOT my first thought ......

Locksley

@arpie the sun wasnt what I thought you were posting.

AllyJay

Maybe it's a sunbeam from the sunrise...the 'Morning Glory' perhaps?

SoldierCrab

Sorry but OMG spat my green tea all over the screen glad I didn't open it at work 

arpie

hahaha - that is SOOOOO Funny, @SoldierCrab LOL.  xxx. Pretty sure I did similar when I first saw it!  LOL
 

cranky_granny

Sue_w

I was brushing my teeth in my oversized dressing gown and looked in the mirror, had to laugh at what I saw. I raced out to the lounge room, grabbing a light blub on the way to stand in front of my hubby, "Hey Bill, who do I look like?" I asked as I shoved the light bulb in my mouth and puffed up my cheeks, doing my best Uncle Fester imitation.
Chemo may have taken my hair but it can't take my sense of humour!

Blossom1961

@Sue_w  I did that and posted it on facebook but everyone told me off. I am so happy someone else thinks it is funny

Sue_w

No one appreciates the value of a good poop until you've been on chemo!

There, I said it! LOL