A bit naughty - but funny!!! Show us your 'naughty ones'! Please note some posts may offend.

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  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,584
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    A woman on her deathbed called her husband and asked him to open a box from under the bed. Inside he found 3 eggs and $7000 in cash. "Whats the eggs for"? asked the husband. She replied "every time we had crap sex I would put an egg in the box. "Not bad" says the husband. 3 eggs in 35 years. And the cash?" he asks.

    "Every time I got a dozen I sold them" replied the wife.
  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,584
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    OMG ..... do NOT, repeat NOT, hang THIS picture, upside down!!  Hmmmm ... Then again .....



  • June1952
    June1952 Member Posts: 1,830
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    I am trying to stand on my head but keep falling ....... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
  • cranky_granny
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  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,584
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    1, 2, 4, 7, 8 & 11!!
  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,584
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    EVERYONE loves fart jokes @Sue_w xx
  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,584
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    This one is 'almost' a Xmas one ....

  • iserbrown
    iserbrown Member Posts: 5,552
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