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  • arpiearpie Member Posts: 6,370
    This is my plan from now on ...

  • arpiearpie Member Posts: 6,370
    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a
    bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to
    talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
    MAN: “Hello”
    WOMAN: “Hi Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
    MAN: “Yes.”
    WOMAN: “I’m at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s
    only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?”
    MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
    WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models.
    I saw one I really liked.”
    MAN: “How much?”
    WOMAN: “$90,000.” ;
    MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
    WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing… I was just talking to Janie and
    found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re
    asking $980,000 for it.”
    MAN: “Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They’ll probably
    take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it’s what you
    really want.”
    WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!”
    MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”
    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
    astonishment, mouths wide open.
    He turns and asks, “Anyone know who’s phone this is.....
  • arpiearpie Member Posts: 6,370
    May be an image of airplane
    An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h in 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter with Tempo Mach 2 appears.
    The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus flight, boring flight isn’t it? Take care and have a look here!”
    He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, only to swoop down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks, "Well, how was that?"
    The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but now have a look here!"
    The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly stubbornly straight, with the same speed. After five minutes, the Airbus pilot radioed, "Well, what are you saying now?"
    The jet pilot asks confused: "What did you do?" The other laughs and says, "I got up, stretched my legs, went to the back of the flight to the bathroom, got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon cake.

    The moral of the story is:
    When you are young, speed and adrenaline seems to be great. But as you get older and wiser, comfort and peace are not to be despised either.
    This is called S.O.S.: Slower, Older, Smarter.
    Dedicated to all my friends who like me likes the S.O.S. approach!
  • arpiearpie Member Posts: 6,370
    I can relate to this ......

  • FLCloverFLClover Member Posts: 1,458
    I would be so proud of myself @arpie for only eating half a box, especially that one 👀. But even then, it wouldn’t last for long. I’d go back after 5 mins, if even that 😄🍫♥️
  • Blossom1961Blossom1961 Member Posts: 2,012
    May be an image of text that says GRANOLeQuEN HE DA  Lethologica ogica LEH-thuh-LoJ thuh- -ih-kuh n I The inability to remember a specific word or to put your finger  the right word USED IN A SENTENCE The professors lectures could be over in half the time if his acute lethologica didnt leave him stumbling his way through the whole time wwwGrandilageneWordOrTheDaycom  GWOTDMMXVII  GWOTD MMXVIII
  • Blossom1961Blossom1961 Member Posts: 2,012
    May be an image of 1 person and text that says Adam Sharp AdamCSharp A thingamajig in different languages 10 Zamazingo Turkish 9 Chingadera Mexican Spanish 8 8 Habbijabbi Bengali 7 Dittelidut Danih 6 Shismoo Arabic 5 Haghawagha Pashto 4 Intazinga Zulu 3 Naninani Japanese 2 Dingsbums German 1 Huppeldepup Dutch
  • cranky_grannycranky_granny Member Posts: 475
    @arpie all in good time no rushing no burnouts 
  • cranky_grannycranky_granny Member Posts: 475

  • arpiearpie Member Posts: 6,370
    Me too, @cranky_granny - I know I don't 'look like it', I know I don't 'act it', and I know I don't 'dress like it' ....

    "Keep 'em guessing" is my motto!  ;) 
  • arpiearpie Member Posts: 6,370

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