Friday Funnies
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AMAZING .... I was 67 ..... and it is only in numbers above 100 because you have to add 'and'!!
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A posh girl’s school was recently faced with an
unusual problem.A number of 12 year old girls had started to use lipstick
and would put it on in the bathroom.
That was fine, but after they put it on they would press their lips to
the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.Every night the cleaner would remove them and the next
day the girls would put them all back.Finally the Principal decided something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and
met them there with the cleaner. She
explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the
cleaner having to remove them every night … you can imagine the yawns from the girls.To demonstrate how difficult it was, she asked him to
show the girls how much effort was required.He took a long-handled mop, dipped it in the toilet
and cleaned the mirror. Since then there
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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop window.For a second, everything was quiet in the cab. Then the driver said, “Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the living daylights out of me!”The passenger apologised and said, “I didn’t realise that a little tap would scare you so much.”The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver — I’ve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.”3
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Sure CAN!!
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hahahaha
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OMG - I SO believe they do this at least twice a year .....
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I can only remember using a couple of these
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"In jail...Ducktail"...0
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Oh gosh - quite clever, really!! ..... a good use for those un-needed Bras ....... when your fruit & veg need 'support' ...
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hahaha - I can relate to this ......
Short, Sweet & Sometimes True in this day & age!!I dialled a number and got the following recording:"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call.I am making some changes in my life.Please leave a message after the Beep.If I do not return your call, You are one of the changes."3 -
Similar theme ....
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