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  • iserbrown
    iserbrown Member Posts: 5,552 ✭
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    Oh what a cracker!
  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,607 ✭
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    @Mez_BCNA - What's happened to the whole HISTORY of the Friday Funnies??????

    Suddenly there is only 2 pages showing!  There were HUNDREDS of classics here!!  :( 

  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,607 ✭
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    Found the others here - Book mark it if you want to find it again! ;)  :

    https://onlinenetwork.bcna.org.au/discussion/19116/friday-funnies/p117
  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,607 ✭
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    hahaha - I lived there for 15 years - and this IS how their accent sounds ..... SAY THE  "SAYINGS" OUT LOUD ...
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  • FLClover
    FLClover Member Posts: 1,538 ✭
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    @arpie omg 😂😂😂😂

    Years ago, a coworker of mine got angry at me for looking for, but not being able to find,  a pin for her for about 10 mins. I couldn’t find one and she urgently needed it. Turned out she wanted a pen. I felt like she owed me an apology but I never got it 🤔
  • Blossom1961
    Blossom1961 Member Posts: 2,381 ✭
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    Sorry for the misunderstanding everyone. I wasn't getting a hard time from my on line co-workers. My head just wasn't fathoming a specific procedure and after two weeks of learning new programs and policies I couldn't handle it. Just as well I have a backup of Moscato! Two glasses later and I went back to the rotten procedure and it looked so much better! I did it and sent it off to my trainer. Not sure what she ended up with.  :D
  • Sue_w
    Sue_w Member Posts: 123 ✭
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    I was washing my face and looked in the mirror. My eyes were dark from mascara and head bald from chemo. I was wearing my over sized robe, (it sort of looks like a cassock). Suddenly an image popped into my mind and I raced out of the bathroom giggling. A quick stop in the kitchen to grab a light bulb and I burst into the lounge room to surprize my husband, "Mmrrrgh! Murghhhh!" Ok maybe I should have took the light bulb out of my mouth before trying to speak.
    "Bill, Bill, who do I look like?" Light bulb back in mouth and cheeks puffed out.
    He was not impressed..
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  • Mez_BCNA
    Mez_BCNA Administrator, Staff, Member, Moderator Posts: 882 ✭
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    Glad you found them @arpie - must've stretched the page limits! I love the Friday funnies too :)
  • FLClover
    FLClover Member Posts: 1,538 ✭
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    @Sue_w 😂😂😂
  • iserbrown
    iserbrown Member Posts: 5,552 ✭
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  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,607 ✭
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    Oh, this is SO me!!

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  • Locksley
    Locksley Member Posts: 925 ✭
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    @arpie yes that's my kind of squat.   They hurt. 
  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,607 ✭
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    OMG ..... SO FUNNY - not sure I was after cuddles - but DEFINITELY rolled over & nearly fallen off the bed before today .....

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