Friday Funnies
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Had to pass this one on, perfectly dreadful!!
An ancient Greek walks into his tailor's shop, holding a torn pair of trousers.
"Euripides?" asks the tailor.
"Yeah, Eumenides?" replies the man.7 -
Mission accomplished then.1
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Bugger...I'll have to go and put my new garden broom back in the garage...
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Another play on words ....
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Today I a man bipped the lights because they didn't turn green quick enough. I found this extremely funny.2
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Years ago they used to say if it is evening and you are coming up to a red light then flick your high beam and it will turn green! Showing my age perhaps!2
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I've Never heard THAT one before @iserbrown ..... but I DO get annoyed when people drive up to traffic lights VERY SLOWLY (hoping they will change before they get there) and then stop BEHIND the square box marks on the road .... cos it is the weight of their car on those boxes that will trigger the traffic lights to change!!
Sit there behind the boxes & you'll have to wait until another car drives over one in the next lane (or in the opposing traffic on the other side of the lights!!)
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That's so true @arpie, I was with my husband who was driving and waiting to turn right and the man in front didn't get close enough to the box. Waiting, waiting, waiting until hubby had to get out the drivers seat and get out the car to tell him to move forward to initiate the lights. I think the poor guy was taken back with a knock on his window especially in this day and age of road rage. Lol xox1
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Tee hee - have you ever heard the song, "Road Rage" (by some black rasta guy whose name I can't remember at the moment)? It was big around the late 90s.0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMlgj5CDlb0