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  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 8,086

    hahaha I reckon I've said most of these at one time or another -

    But My personal favourite at Roundabouts is:

    It says 'Give Way', not 'Give Up!'


  • kitkatb
    kitkatb Member Posts: 442
    Guilty  as charged @arpie ,  I so say some of those things. ( okay, quite a few of those things. )  Lol xox
  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 8,086
    edited August 2019
    LOL  @kitkatb - about the only one I DON'T say is the 2nd last one!!  LOL


    hahaha  Couldn't have said it better myself!!  ;) 



  • kezmusc
    kezmusc Member Posts: 1,553

  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 8,086

  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 8,086
    Haha what a good idea!


  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 8,086
    Yep, men don’t listen,


  • Blossom1961
    Blossom1961 Member Posts: 2,482

  • kmakm
    kmakm Member Posts: 7,974

  • Sister
    Sister Member Posts: 4,961
    That reminds me of one I read the other day (I'll get it wrong but you should get the gist)...

    Setting: Somewhere in USA

    Two policeman at a large event chase an Australian crook and he disappears into the crowd.
    One policeman says to the other, "We might as well give up 'cos we'll never find him in that"
    Second policeman says "He's Australian, isn't he?  Watch the crowd."
    He gets up on stage and steps up to the microphone and sings "Am I ever gonna see your face again?"
    From the middle of the crowd comes one voice "NO WAY, GET F@$KED, F@$K OFF!"
    "There's your man" he says.
  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 8,086
    Haha


  • Blossom1961
    Blossom1961 Member Posts: 2,482