Friday Funnies

hahaha I reckon I've said most of these at one time or another -

But My personal favourite at Roundabouts is:

It says 'Give Way', not 'Give Up!'

LOL  @kitkatb - about the only one I DON'T say is the 2nd last one!!  LOL


hahaha  Couldn't have said it better myself!!   

Yep, men don’t listen,

That reminds me of one I read the other day (I'll get it wrong but you should get the gist)...

Setting: Somewhere in USA

Two policeman at a large event chase an Australian crook and he disappears into the crowd.
One policeman says to the other, "We might as well give up 'cos we'll never find him in that"
Second policeman says "He's Australian, isn't he?  Watch the crowd."
He gets up on stage and steps up to the microphone and sings "Am I ever gonna see your face again?"
From the middle of the crowd comes one voice "NO WAY, GET F@$KED, F@$K OFF!"
"There's your man" he says.