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  • Blossom1961Blossom1961 Regional VictoriaMember Posts: 1,240

  • Blossom1961Blossom1961 Regional VictoriaMember Posts: 1,240
  • Blossom1961Blossom1961 Regional VictoriaMember Posts: 1,240

  • BlondyBlondy Ruse Member Posts: 188
    A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
    When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.
    So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
    The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your
    note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.
    Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
    The blonde said,
    "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."

    The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
    The blonde said,
    "No, just up to my tits ...
    I can splash it on my eyes if I need to!"
  • Blossom1961Blossom1961 Regional VictoriaMember Posts: 1,240

  • arpiearpie Mid North Coast, NSWMember Posts: 2,939
    Not sure if I've put this one up before - but well worth another laugh!!

    I've NEVER seen a healthy looking Vegan YET!!


  • RomlaRomla AdelaideMember Posts: 1,911
    Portaloo , couldn’t escape if it wanted too.


  • arpiearpie Mid North Coast, NSWMember Posts: 2,939
    hahaha!  @Romla   There is a Uke song going around called Portaloo to the the tune of Waterloo and it is hilarious!!
  • arpiearpie Mid North Coast, NSWMember Posts: 2,939
    hahaha

  • arpiearpie Mid North Coast, NSWMember Posts: 2,939
    Hahaha. Love it!


  • arpiearpie Mid North Coast, NSWMember Posts: 2,939

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