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  • Blossom1961
    Blossom1961 Member Posts: 2,362

  • Blossom1961
    Blossom1961 Member Posts: 2,362
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  • Blondy
    Blondy Member Posts: 238
    A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
    When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.
    So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
    The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your
    note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.
    Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
    The blonde said,
    "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."

    The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
    The blonde said,
    "No, just up to my tits ...
    I can splash it on my eyes if I need to!"
  • Blossom1961
    Blossom1961 Member Posts: 2,362

  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,522
    Not sure if I've put this one up before - but well worth another laugh!!

    I've NEVER seen a healthy looking Vegan YET!!


  • Romla
    Romla Member Posts: 2,092
    Portaloo , couldn’t escape if it wanted too.


  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,522
    hahaha!  @Romla   There is a Uke song going around called Portaloo to the the tune of Waterloo and it is hilarious!!
  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,522
    hahaha

  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,522
    Hahaha. Love it!


  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,522