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  • SoldierCrab
    SoldierCrab Member Posts: 3,429 ✭
    got a crush bottle brush and full throttle bloomin wattle
  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 8,117 ✭
    edited September 2021
    I think I'd add WANT A DRINK?


    May be an image of text that says NEW APPROACH WITCHYMOMS TO SELF-CARE TALK TO MYSELF THE SAME WAY I TALK TO DOGS HEY SWEET GIRL LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL BELLY YOURE so CLEVER WANT A TREAT -AUTHOR UNKNOWN Wilchy Mons
  • Sue_w
    Sue_w Member Posts: 123 ✭
    Hey @Blossom1961, 
    What is it 17 weeks now?


  • Sue_w
    Sue_w Member Posts: 123 ✭

  • Romla
    Romla Member Posts: 2,092 ✭
    Indeed.
  • Romla
    Romla Member Posts: 2,092 ✭

    Signage at Hobart airport


  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 8,117 ✭
    hahaha ..... It IS, indeed, @Romla .... took me a few seconds ,,..... LOL. (Good to see you back xx)

    OMG ... and they didn't 'read it' before they put it up????  (hmmm ... the Tassie Devil 'foot prints' are a bit weird too!)

  • cranky_granny
    cranky_granny Member Posts: 894 ✭

  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 8,117 ✭
    OMG - I could have sworn this was a batch of Fried Crumbed Chicken. .......


  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 8,117 ✭
    So FUNNY!



  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 8,117 ✭
    An oldie, but a goodie .....

    The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

    Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !)

    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him “MIDNIGHT”… he didn’t seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said “We need a new cuckoo clock.” When I asked him why, he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then it said “oh shit” Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
  • Sue_w
    Sue_w Member Posts: 123 ✭
    YES! Please do! I remember faces but not names, at least now I have an excuse...

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