A bit naughty - but funny!!! Show us your 'naughty ones'! Please note some posts may offend.
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Oh dear - I am sure I saw a few more 'unfortunate' names when I was there a few years ago!!
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hahaha Wrong answer!!
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How on EARTH did this get past the Proof Reading Stage?? LOL
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A funny one to start the week with!
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OMG - I had a good laugh at this one! LOLWhy Ethel changed motels:Last week, Ethel checked into a motel on her 60th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo.He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a sixpence off his well oiled bum.... She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call."Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy! Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in,"Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me a massage. No, wait, I should be straight up with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything that you want to do to me, I'm ready!! Now how does that sound?"He said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."4
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It’s been a while since I’ve heard this mentioned on the blog ..... but every now and then, I think it!
it is still a very valid response to some situations!
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hahaha. I just saw the movie of Downton Abbey on Friday - it was good!! Lots of one liners from this classy lady!
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A mother and her 5-year-old son on a flight to Melbourne.
The son turned to his mother and asked, “If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?”
The mother, unable to answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.
The little bloke walked up to the galley and asked the flight attendant,
“If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?”
The flight attendant replied, “Did your mother tell you to ask me that?”
The boy said, “Yes, she did”.
“Well then, please go back to your mother and tell her that there are no baby planes because this airline always pulls out on time, then ask her to explain that to you”.
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