Friday Funnies

Raich · August 2020

@Annie C I remember my first dry season teaching in the Kimberley. I was in shorts and tshirt, the kids were in jumpers, trakkies and beanies. Had to put the reverse cycle on heat to warm them up

arpie · August 2020

And here we are in NSW, @Raich & @Annie C .... we are sitting on top of our heaters to stay warm and have leccie blankets on every night! We are having Really crappy weather here just now!

Back to the funnies .... this happens in our household ..... does it happen in yours??

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Raich · August 2020

@arpie, it’s all or nothing with bananas isn’t it? 🤣

Raich · August 2020

I found this one today on a friend’s fb post... made me snort so I thought I’d share. Excuse the adult adjectives 😉

arpie · August 2020

LOL @Raich There are so many “snort” moments on FB just now! So many seriously funny sites!

Finding Humour after Breast Cancer is one of them!
https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=846359882211780&ref=content_filter

Raich · August 2020

thanks for the link @arpie 😊.
I love a laugh , think I’ll be ignoring the ‘Friday’ Funny title and posting on any day ending in a ‘y’ 🤣

arpie · August 2020

HAHAHA ..... oooops!

Why Ethel changed motels.

Last week, Ethel checked into a motel on her 60th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."

She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo.

He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a sixpence off his well oiled bum.... She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call.

"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?

Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy! Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in,

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me a massage. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything you want to do to me, I'm ready!! How does that sound?"

He said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."