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  • cranky_granny
    cranky_granny Member Posts: 904 ✭
    Me lately 
  • cranky_granny
    cranky_granny Member Posts: 904 ✭
    Been needing some humour this week. 

  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 8,150 ✭
    I want to find a steep road with lots of wind ...

    https://www.facebook.com/reel/783134480379729
  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 8,150 ✭
    Here's your 'funny' for the day .....

    Mensa, as you know is an international organization for people who have an IQ of 140 or higher.
    Several Mensa members went out for lunch at a local café.
    When they sat down, one of them discovered that the salt shaker contained pepper & the pepper shaker was full of salt.
    How could they swap the contents of the two bottles without spilling any & using only the implements at hand?
    Clearly this was a job for Mensa minds.

    The group debated the problem, presented ideas & finally came up with a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw & an empty saucer.

    They called the waitress over, ready to dazzle her with their solution.

    Miss", they said," We couldn't help but notice that the pepper shaker contains salt & the salt shaker contains pepper.’
    But before they could finish the waitress interrupted, saying ...... "Oh! sorry about that".

    She leaned over the table, unscrewed the caps of both bottles & switched them.

    There was dead silence at the Mensa table.

    Don't confuse IQ and education with common sense
  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 8,150 ✭
    Not sure if this one should be in Funnies - or Favourite Recipes??  Both perhaps??  LOL. And it is TRUE!  :) 


  • June1952
    June1952 Member Posts: 1,935 ✭
    I always say the chef has to check the quality of the wine before adding it to a recipe - and double check as one goes along ......
  • cranky_granny
    cranky_granny Member Posts: 904 ✭

  • iserbrown
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  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 8,150 ✭
    This is SO ME!!  You should SEE me getting up off the floor - with 2 crook knees ..... 


    May be an image of 1 person and text that says 1 a push-up today Well Actually 1fell down but1 1 had to use my arms to get back up soclose enough arms Now 1 neA chocolate
  • cranky_granny
    cranky_granny Member Posts: 904 ✭

  • cranky_granny
    cranky_granny Member Posts: 904 ✭
    edited May 29
    https://fb.watch/smU3qTw1SM/?mibextid=v7YzmG
  • cranky_granny
    cranky_granny Member Posts: 904 ✭
    Above is my effort of posting a funny clip. 
  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 8,150 ✭
    I Love Lucy had SO many funny moments .... ;) 
  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 8,150 ✭
    haha ... this is so me!


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