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  • arpie
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    hahaha 


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  • arpie
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    How clever is this?     
    Sometimes, I just don't 'feel' social ..... so I don't always answer the door!! 
    But THIS brings it to the next level!!!


  • arpie
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    haha - I could see this happening ....


  • arpie
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    LOL - Apologies in advance to all blondes .... 
    May be an image of 4 people people fishing fishing rod and lake

    A blonde wanted to try out ice fishing. She went out and purchased all the gear she would need and headed to a local spot to try to catch some fish.
    She went out onto the ice with her gear and after getting comfy on the stool, she started to cut a circular hole in the ice as she had seen on the internet. As she was cutting, she heard a voice from the heavens speak out, saying, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
    The blonde was startled. She stood up and looked around but saw no one. Cautiously, she moved a little further out onto the ice and set up in a different spot. She sipped some hot chocolate from her thermos and then started cutting another hole. Again, the voice called out, seemingly from all around her.
    "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"
    Now feeling quite scared and starting to get a bit frustrated, she moved all the way to the far end of the ice and laid out all her gear, sat upon her stool and started cutting another hole. Right away, the heavenly voice boomed out, this time louder than ever, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!".
    She jumped off her stool and looked all around her. She shouted to the heavens, "IS THAT YOU, LORD?"

    The voice answered, "NO. THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE SKATING RINK. THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

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