Friday Funnies
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LOL. This is the story of my life .... (and any other excuse NOT to do the housework! LOL)
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This is an oldie but a goodie.
There are only 3 ages:
1.Youth
2.Middle Age
and ….
3. “You look well”
As I am now 65 I often use this line when people who know of my diagnosis tell me I look well.
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Your laugh for the day - don't muck with oldies! LOL
An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr.Geezer's clinic.Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."Dr. Young: Aaagh!! -- "This is Gasoline!"Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.Dr.Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!"Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, "Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer".Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off!5 -
Along the same lines as Iserbrown’s
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oh dear .... LOL
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Oh yes, I can relate to this one!
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