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Thought that forum members might like to know a little about life in the Kimberley.
Those who have lived in the Kimberley, spent some time in the Kimberley or just passed through will relate to some of the above.
I will now admit that all apply to me.4 -
@Annie C I lived in Darwin for eight months from one September and can totally relate to a lot of that.1
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It can be applied to all of the top end of Australia. A group of us wrote it many years ago for Kimberley specific.
I found it yesterday while rummaging through a box of "stuff" looking for something else.
Many an 'ex' Kimberley resident has a copy in their possession, having been given one at their farewell party.0 -
Have you ever been guilty of looking at othersyour own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old?Well......you'll love this one!My name is Alice Dmith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my
first appointment with a new dentist.
I noticed his dental diploma, which bore his full name.Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, darkhaired boy with the same name had been in mysecondary school class some 30-odd years ago.Could he be the same guy that I had a secretcrush on, way back then?Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discardedany such thought. This balding, grey haired man with the deeplylined face was far too old to have been my classmate.After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended
Morgan Park Secondary School?
‘Yes, yes I did. I went to Morgan!' He beamed with pride.‘When did you leave to go to college?' I askedHe answered, in 1989 why do you ask?‘You were in my class!' I exclaimed.He looked at me closely.
Then the ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat arsed, grey haired, decrepit, bastard asked..“What subject did you teach ?"8 -
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A not so funny and caution. I ‘ve learned to keep my mobile in a sealed container in the fridge on hot days not in my handbags in the car - these receipts were in my bag next to the phone
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