Friday Funnies
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hahaha. I got it wrong, too!During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says:"Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."The lady starts taking off her undies but is interrupted by the doctor."No! No! Leave your knickers on. Just stick out your tongue!"
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Hmmmm .... most days, actually!! .....
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@arpie, I am sure I am not the only one who can relate to that ! Some days I wonder where the time went and think 'nothing got done' ..... In the middle of vacuuming today I have watered plants, put rubbish in the bin, emptied another bin, tidied a cupboard, shredded more of the old business papers, brushed the cat and will eventually finish the carpets !5
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@arpie, we do achieve a lot but soooooo many its and pieces that the jobs aren't obvious to others. I am almost at the last of the shredding (have to wait for the shredder to cool), have rubbish bins soaking now as they smell (!) and as soon as the shredding is done the vacuuming will be finished as well. Just as well the bed got made early ....2
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I heard a joke years ago, it goes like this. The husband comes home to a pristine home after work everyday and the wife is at home with 4 kids, and the husband says to her "I don't know what you do all day!". So the next day the wife decides to leave all household tasks and chores undone, washing laying around (you get the picture), kids toys everywhere and when hubby arrives home to the huge mess, and the wife retorts, you know how you asked what I do all day, well today I didn't do any of it!3
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 We should all try that !!!!!
BUT. could we live with the mess in the meantime ?1 -
This is HILARIOUS - cats at their funniest! (if you are on facebook)
https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=5158815920892421
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It had no sound but as I am partly deaf, maybe it had no sound ??0
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I heard sound. Was funny.2
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I can relate to this one ....
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Me at the moment
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@cranky_granny loved it! Always good to get through our to-do list each day. Even if topsy, turvy. Take care and I hope things are going well for you. xo0
