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  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,584 ✭
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    hahaha. I got it wrong, too!

    During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says:
    "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."
    The lady starts taking off her undies but is interrupted by the doctor.
    "No! No! Leave your knickers on. Just stick out your tongue!"
  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,584 ✭
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    Hmmmm .... most days, actually!! .....


  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,584 ✭
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    Me too, @June1952, me too!  Somehow, I've been busy ALL DAY, but achieved VERY LITTLE!!

    Methinks, we are not alone!  ;) 

  • June1952
    June1952 Member Posts: 1,831 ✭
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    @arpie, we do achieve a lot but soooooo many its and pieces that the jobs aren't obvious to others.  I am almost at the last of the shredding (have to wait for the shredder to cool), have rubbish bins soaking now as they smell (!) and as soon as the shredding is done the vacuuming will be finished as well.  Just as well the bed got made early ....
  • Keeping_positive1
    Keeping_positive1 Member Posts: 555 ✭
    edited January 2022
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    I heard a joke years ago, it goes like this.  The husband comes home to a pristine home after work everyday and the wife is at home with 4 kids, and the husband says to her "I don't know what you do all day!".  So the next day the wife decides to  leave all household tasks and chores undone, washing laying around (you get the picture), kids toys everywhere and when hubby arrives home to the huge mess, and the wife retorts, you know how you asked what I do all day, well today I didn't do any of it!
  • June1952
    June1952 Member Posts: 1,831 ✭
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    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣  We should all try that !!!!!
    BUT. could we live with the mess in the meantime ?
  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,584 ✭
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    This is HILARIOUS - cats at their funniest! (if you are on facebook)

    https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=5158815920892421
  • June1952
    June1952 Member Posts: 1,831 ✭
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    It had no sound but as I am partly deaf, maybe it had no sound ??
  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,584 ✭
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    It should have sound @June1952 .... check your volume button! 

    Doesn't it really need sound tho .... just so funny on it's own!
  • Locksley
    Locksley Member Posts: 915 ✭
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    I heard sound.  Was funny.
  • Keeping_positive1
    Keeping_positive1 Member Posts: 555 ✭
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    @cranky_granny loved it!  Always good to get through our to-do list each day.  Even if topsy, turvy.  Take care and I hope things are going well for you. xo

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