Christmas Funnies ....... put them up here for a laugh!

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  • cranky_granny
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  • arpie
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    May be an image of text that says Great to see Mary on Keyboard and Joseph on vocals on this years Christmas Stamp 1st LARGE
  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,580 ✭
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    Yep ....

    May be an image of sky and text that says I think that as you grow older your Christmas List gets shorter because the things you want cant be bought Tropi icatLifeFoodandFu caLLif eFoodand


  • arpie
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    hahaha - it took a second or two ...



  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,580 ✭
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    I can relate to this .....


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  • cranky_granny
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  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,580 ✭
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    12 days of Xmas ... clever

  • arpie
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    hahaha ... secret's out ....

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  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,580 ✭
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    hahahahaha


  • arpie
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    OK .... we all know the 'real' 12 Days of Xmas ...... do you have any 'alternate' ones??

    Here are a few of Aussie Ones ..... 


    On the twelfth day of Christmas My true love sent to me:

    Twelve parrots prattling,
    Eleven numbats nagging,
    Ten lizards leaping,
    Nine wombats working,
    Eight dingoes digging,
    Seven possums playing,
    Six brolgas dancing,
    Five Kangaroos,
    Four koalas cuddling,
    Three kookaburras laughing,
    Two pink galahs,
    And an emu up a gum tree.


    On the twelfth day of Christmas my best mate sent to me:

    Twelve lizards running
    Eleven wombats napping
    Ten roos a leaping
    Nine opals shining
    Eight roads a winding
    Seven dolphins swimming
    Six kelpies playing
    Five sharks with fins
    Four crocodiles
    Three kookaburras
    Two meat pies
    and a koala in a gum tree


    ...Tis the season ... around Australia, any of these may be happening ....

    On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me :
    Lots of thunder booming,
    Sun shining brightly,
    10 snowflakes drifting,
    Good soaking rain,
    8 funnels spinning,
    7 chunks of hail,
    6 strong cyclones,
    5 lightning bolts!
    4 green shelf clouds,
    3 double rainbows,
    Fog creeping in
    ... and a shower drifting out to sea  (I see this one happening most days!)


    And probably the best of all .....
    These are the lyrics of Derby's version of "12 Days of Christmas"

    Twelve ringers singing
    Eleven frogs a-leaping
    Ten barras biting
    Nine mud crabs nipping
    Eight footies flying
    Seven crocs a-swimming
    Six blokes a-fishing
    Five cherrabin
    Four Norval sculptures
    Three kookaburras
    Two boab trees
    A sunset on the jet-ty

  • Keeping_positive1
    Keeping_positive1 Member Posts: 555 ✭
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    scales?  I don't own any, as long as my jeans fit I am good :)  Although I was having a weigh in at chemo sessions, they wanted my weight to stay stable.  Thankfully I don't even think I put on any covid weight, at least my jeans confirm that!
  • arpie
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    hahaha - a little blackmail never goes astray ...


  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,580 ✭
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    But wait - there's more!!  This is what happens when the PARENTS are naughty!  ;) 




  • arpie
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    Oh yes - I need to stock up first ..... will do so this arvo!

    AND I sang it!!


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