Christmas Funnies ....... put them up here for a laugh!
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WARNING ...RANT!For those of you who are placing Christmas lights / decorations in your garden, can you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together?Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack.I have to brake hard, toss my wine out the window, hide the weed, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the knife under the seat, all while trying to drive.It's just too much drama, even for Christmas.Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.
(Please keep this up and steal this post like I did...) We all need a laugh5 -
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Change that to 'Husband' .... and yep - I'd do the same!!
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OK ..... Once again this year, I’ve had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!)1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, 2 cup Nuts, 1 bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit.Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case.Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now shit shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window.Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat.3
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Oh, that's me just now @iserbrown - making a dint in the box of wine. I'd better hide a few, so I DO have some for Xmas! LOL
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hehehe, I won't have many left to hide if I play THIS Xmas game!!! Mind you - the way my brain is just now - I'll never remember where I hid them! LOL
THIS ONE sounds FUN!! 
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The Drinking Game needs a rule - you can only have the drink if you get the pic of the hat in place ..... to keep count of the number of drinks you've had!! And only use a Shot Glass!! Or you'd be pickled in NO time!! 0
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I am sure this one was put up early in the piece .... but will do it again!
Be VERY careful, how you wrap your Xmas Pressies!!
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hahaha
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