Funny, isn't it @SoldierCrab - so often women 'follow their husbands' early in their marriage (I know I did!) - doing what they want, cooking for the hordes & being in their shadow ...... then menopause comes along & women become more 'assertive' (some call it Bitchiness - tho men get promoted for theirs & women get demoted ....)
Here are some dedicated Menopause 'funnies' that I find quite funny .... I hope you (and everyone) do too!!
Me three, @Sister I enjoy finding funny ones - the ones that make me laugh out loud often make it onto this thread! I really like the one 2 above it too - about friends keeping secrets!
Keith's twin brother has arrived today to spend the weekend with Keith whilst I am away fishing for the weekend! His wife was scared he'd get lost as it took a train & bus journey to get here form Sydney!! He managed it fine!! GOD only knows what they'll get up to whilst I am away!! They are both 'ex' triathletes .... and very competitive between each other! SO funny to watch!!
I will be out of touch by phone as it is in a dam, deep in the valley - so hope they manage OK! Got the fridge stocked up to take care of them!
Fingers crossed I can find some nice bass! (I don't want to donut!!)
Elaine’s vertigo has never been worse Kay can’t recall where she left her purse Rhonda’s about to replace her knees Linda’s breathing is tinged with a wheeze
Donna's left boob has a troublesome lump Diane’s on her third trip to take a dump Lorraine’s husband can’t remember a thing Nine years a widow, Marge still wears her ring
Marlene is dealing with another UTI Sally’s giving a hearing aid another try Marie has decided she can’t drive at night Sharon still wears clothes two sizes too tight
They’ve been through divorces and babies and wakes They do for each other whatever it takes They’ve already buried Marcia and Kate And truthfully, Lizzie’s not looking so great
So whenever they can, they get out to eat Open bottles of wine and forget their sore feet There’s laughing and crying and letting down guards And when the bill comes, there’s ten credit cards
So here’s to the waiters who keep orders straight And to the places that let lunches run three hours late And here’s to the girlfriends, those near and those far Here's to the girlfriends, you know who you are!!!
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And they have the HIDE to tell US how to live OUR lives??
HELLOOOO?
Here are some dedicated Menopause 'funnies' that I find quite funny .... I hope you (and everyone) do too!!
Keith's twin brother has arrived today to spend the weekend with Keith whilst I am away fishing for the weekend! His wife was scared he'd get lost as it took a train & bus journey to get here form Sydney!! He managed it fine!!
I will be out of touch by phone as it is in a dam, deep in the valley - so hope they manage OK! Got the fridge stocked up to take care of them!
Fingers crossed I can find some nice bass!
Lunch With Girlfriends By Kathy O’Malley
Elaine’s vertigo has never been worse
Kay can’t recall where she left her purse
Rhonda’s about to replace her knees
Linda’s breathing is tinged with a wheeze
Donna's left boob has a troublesome lump
Diane’s on her third trip to take a dump
Lorraine’s husband can’t remember a thing
Nine years a widow, Marge still wears her ring
Marlene is dealing with another UTI
Sally’s giving a hearing aid another try
Marie has decided she can’t drive at night
Sharon still wears clothes two sizes too tight
They’ve been through divorces and babies and wakes
They do for each other whatever it takes
They’ve already buried Marcia and Kate
And truthfully, Lizzie’s not looking so great
So whenever they can, they get out to eat
Open bottles of wine and forget their sore feet
There’s laughing and crying and letting down guards
And when the bill comes, there’s ten credit cards
So here’s to the waiters who keep orders straight
And to the places that let lunches run three hours late
And here’s to the girlfriends, those near and those far
Here's to the girlfriends, you know who you are!!!