A bit naughty - but funny!!! Show us your 'naughty ones'! Please note some posts may offend.
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Love it!!0
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LOVE THEM @SoldierCrab. LOL. Those are CLASSIC!!0
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Yep - wisdom comes with age
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hahaha - I can SO relate to this one!
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AND wears a big dress the is virtually covered in pure gold thread! And one of the popes actually LOVED his bright red shoes ....
And they have the HIDE to tell US how to live OUR lives??
HELLOOOO?
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Funny, isn't it @SoldierCrab - so often women 'follow their husbands' early in their marriage (I know I did!) - doing what they want, cooking for the hordes & being in their shadow ...... then menopause comes along & women become more 'assertive' (some call it Bitchiness - tho men get promoted for theirs & women get demoted ....)
Here are some dedicated Menopause 'funnies' that I find quite funny .... I hope you (and everyone) do too!!
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I'm going to use that last one. I'm lucky if I can remember my own name these days!2
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Me three, @Sister I enjoy finding funny ones - the ones that make me laugh out loud often make it onto this thread! I really like the one 2 above it too - about friends keeping secrets!
Keith's twin brother has arrived today to spend the weekend with Keith whilst I am away fishing for the weekend! His wife was scared he'd get lost as it took a train & bus journey to get here form Sydney!! He managed it fine!! GOD only knows what they'll get up to whilst I am away!! They are both 'ex' triathletes .... and very competitive between each other! SO funny to watch!!
I will be out of touch by phone as it is in a dam, deep in the valley - so hope they manage OK! Got the fridge stocked up to take care of them!
Fingers crossed I can find some nice bass! (I don't want to donut!!)
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Lunch With Girlfriends By Kathy O’Malley
Elaine’s vertigo has never been worse
Kay can’t recall where she left her purse
Rhonda’s about to replace her knees
Linda’s breathing is tinged with a wheezeDonna's left boob has a troublesome lump
Diane’s on her third trip to take a dump
Lorraine’s husband can’t remember a thing
Nine years a widow, Marge still wears her ringMarlene is dealing with another UTI
Sally’s giving a hearing aid another try
Marie has decided she can’t drive at night
Sharon still wears clothes two sizes too tightThey’ve been through divorces and babies and wakes
They do for each other whatever it takes
They’ve already buried Marcia and Kate
And truthfully, Lizzie’s not looking so greatSo whenever they can, they get out to eat
Open bottles of wine and forget their sore feet
There’s laughing and crying and letting down guards
And when the bill comes, there’s ten credit cardsSo here’s to the waiters who keep orders straight
And to the places that let lunches run three hours late
And here’s to the girlfriends, those near and those far
Here's to the girlfriends, you know who you are!!!10
