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  • arpie
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  • arpie
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  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,586 ✭
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    That's why I ask for Mocha!


  • Blossom1961
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  • arpie
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  • Blossom1961
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    @arpie Did hubby get through? 😆🤗
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  • Blondy
    Blondy Member Posts: 238 ✭
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    Finished my jar of moisterizer last night, so whilst waiting on my new one I used a standby. Given to me by one of my clients. I thought I'd picked up the right container and as I was rubbing it into my face I glanced at the name and directions. Udder cream. Directions to massage into my teats. Last time I looked they weren't on my face. Also aids in swollen udders following calving. Holey moley. I went back to the cupboard and found the label she put around it had fallen off. Thank heavens. But now I'm wondering why a now departed lady in her 80's was using udder cream.
  • arpie
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    That is a classic, @kmakm!!

    THis is my idea of exercise!


  • Blossom1961
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  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 7,586 ✭
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    Get rid of Telemarketers .....

    (or just say "Australian Federal Police - what is your emergency?)


  • SoldierCrab
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    All private numbers to our home phone get answered City Morgue .... 

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