What's the dumbest thing you've done during treatment.?

I keep injuring myself...Just this morning I  slid down the front steps of my home onto my bottom. I have cut my elbow and bruised it badly. Thankfully no broken bones. This is the second time I  have slid down these steps.
I also cut under my arm a couple of months ago when I  jumped on our green waste bin to compact the leaves and sticks. Unfortunately the bin was very light and fell backwards with me in the bin. I just feel  foolish. Nobody else was home at the time.