If I've made you smile my mission is complete :)
I have to say that when I really have a 'thing' against someone I Google the Jackass episode where a guy has to crawl across a room full of set mousetraps. I can do that without malice because the guy I'm watching decided to do that stunt in front of a camera. For money. Even though Jackass is a terrible concept that did some revolting things to the people involved it provides a wealth of options for activities for non-existent dolls. The mental vision of a field of rakes is also an attractive virtual distraction on occasions--run, you bastard!