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So in an effort to begin the weekend with a smile I thought I'd post a picture of something I saw in an antique shop recently.
Never mind about all the rest, when is THIS going to be listed on the PBS?!
And on the reverse:
Never mind about all the rest, when is THIS going to be listed on the PBS?!
And on the reverse:
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A young technician and his general manager board a train headed through the mountains.
They can’t find a place to sit except for two seats across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.
After a while, it’s obvious the young woman and the young tech are interested in each other, because they are giving one another looks.
The train heads into a tunnel and it becomes pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word.
The grandmother thinks, “It was very brash of that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I’m glad she slapped him.”
The general manager thinks, “I didn’t know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn’t missed him when she slapped and hit me!”
The young woman thinks, “I’m glad that guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!”
The young tech sits there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thinks to himself, “Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his boss all at the same time!”
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OMG ... I nearly spat out my coffee! HahHa- This is actually my teenage son... my husband does everything (I don’t!😬)
