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kmakm
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8 years ago

Friday Funnies

So in an effort to begin the weekend with a smile I thought I'd post a picture of something I saw in an antique shop recently.

Never mind about all the rest, when is THIS going to be listed on the PBS?!



And on the reverse:


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  • arpie's avatar
    arpie
    Member
    5 years ago
    haha - VERY CLEVER, @Romla  xx  Happy New Year ;) 

  • Romla's avatar
    Romla
    Member
    5 years ago
    What Makes  100% _?_

    What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving  more than100%?

    We have all been to those meetings  where someone wants you to give over  100%.

    How about achieving 103%?

    What  makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little  mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:

    A B C D E F G H I J  K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    Is  represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14  15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:
    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =  98%

    And:
    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =  96%

    But:
    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =  100%

    And:
    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =  103%

    AND, look how far ass  kissing  will take you: 
    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7  = 118%

    So, one can conclude  with mathematical certainty, that while:

    HARD WORK and KNOWLEDGE WILL GET YOU CLOSE, AND ATTITUDE WILL GET YOU THERE,
    ITS THE BULLSHIT and ASS KISSING that will put you over the top.
  • arpie's avatar
    arpie
    Member
    5 years ago


    OMG ... I nearly spat out my coffee!  HahHa
  • Raich's avatar
    Raich
    Member
    5 years ago
    This is actually my teenage son... my husband does everything (I don’t!😬)