The massage therapist told me this one as I was having a lymph drainage massage:
A Labrador dog got up to heaven and God asked what his values were. "Friendship and support," replied the Labrador. "We need lots of that up here - you can sit on my right." Next came an Alsatian dog and again God asked what his values were. "Security and control." "Well I guess we also need that here as well. You can sit on my left."
Then a cat came before God and once again, God asked the cat what were his values. "You're sitting in my seat," replied the cat. 🤣