Christmas Funnies ....... put them up here for a laugh!

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  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 8,197 ✭
    Just a warning ...

    AUSPOST has said that today is the last day to post Xmas Cards if you want guaranteed delivery by Easter ....
  • Tri
    Tri Member Posts: 223 ✭
    This is true, when he was 5 y.o my son thought these were the lyrics for Jingle Bells (was not so good at grammar!), we live on a farm 😊

  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 8,197 ✭
    And I thought this one was 

    While shepherds washed their socks at night ..... ;)
  • Tri
    Tri Member Posts: 223 ✭
    Oh that’s so funny @arpie 🤣 hadn’t heard it before! Those fastidious shepherds!
  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 8,197 ✭
    So I made up the rest of it too .....

    While shepherds washed their socks at night
    All seated round the Tub 
    The Angel of the Lord came down
    And told them all to SCRUB!!  ;)
  • iserbrown
    iserbrown Member Posts: 5,764 ✭

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  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 8,197 ✭
    Love it @iserbrown!!  


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  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 8,197 ✭
    edited December 17

  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 8,197 ✭
    edited December 20
    Not a 'funny' this time - but something 'special'!! :) 

    If you can find yourself some bright red Bottle Brush Blossoms & leaves .... give this a go!

    It really does look stunning!!!  Just make sure the bottles have an excellent tight seal first - or maybe put the bottles onto a tray!!  ;) 

    Using 3 sizes of bottles & putting them in a group (the smallest one in the front of the 2 other ones) looks magic.

    ENJOY!



    Another lovely coloured Bottle Brush


  • Locksley
    Locksley Member Posts: 978 ✭
    @arpie. I can't find the Christmas funny I love.  It's about a reminder if your Christmas lights are red and blue, thinking this could be the  police and throwing your wine.  Something like that if you find this can you please repost it.  I need to send it to some of my friends. 🎄 
  • arpie
    arpie Member Posts: 8,197 ✭
    FOUND IT @Locksley !!! :) 

    WARNING ...RANT!

    For those of you who are placing Christmas lights / decorations in your garden, can you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together?

    Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack.
    I have to brake hard, toss my wine out the window, hide the weed, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the knife under the seat, all while trying to drive.

    It's just too much drama, even for Christmas.

    Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

    (Please keep this up and steal this post like I did...) We all need a laugh
  • Julez1958
    Julez1958 Member Posts: 1,267 ✭
    Hi to all the contributions above they really brightened up my night!
    👏👏👏
    👍👍👍
    😊😊😊

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