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True Story .... when I was working part time after leaving school to put myself thru College .... one staff member kept knocking off other people's lunches in the fridge, even tho they had their names on their packets. I used to bring bits in from my Home Economics course for people to 'try' ..... so I brought in some chocolates, leaving them in the fridge.
Same story as @Romla - everyone else had been told not to eat them, as I'd cut up a bar of Sunlight Soap & coated them in chocolate! He reported me to my supervisor, saying that I had tried to poison him - expecting me to get the sack! But when I explained the situation leading up to my 'test' ..... HE was the one that got the sack!
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grrrr ..... EVERY NIGHT .....
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hahahaha
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Too funny .....
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AMAZING! It works!!
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Mensa, as you know, is a national organization for people who have an IQ of 140 or higher.
Several of the Mensa members went out for lunch at a local cafe. When they sat down, one of them discovered that their salt shaker contained pepper, and their pepper shaker was full of salt. How could they swap the contents of the two bottles without spilling any, and using only the implements at hand?
Clearly-- this was a job for Mensa minds.
The group debated the problem and presented ideas and finally, came up with a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw, and an empty saucer. They called the waitress over, ready to dazzle her with their solution.
"Ma'am," they said, "we couldn't help but notice that the pepper shaker contains salt and the salt shaker ... "
But before they could finish,.......... The waitress interrupted. "Oh -- sorry about that." She leaned over the table, unscrewed the caps of both bottles and switched them.
There was dead silence at the Mensa table.
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Interesting floatee in my drink bottle
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OMG! What is it @Blossom1961 ?1
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@arpie Looks like a squished spider! I am actually sick of drinking water but I have my cannula tomorrow so hydrate hydrate hydrate. I decided to spice it up but when I glanced at the bottle I was a bit taken aback. It is T2 honey chai leaves stuck together but swollen from the water. Looks gross1
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Ewww - Glad it wasn't a spider!
On another tack ......
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LOL Political Correctness going too far perhaps?
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A very real temptation with Easter starting earlier and earlier in the shops!
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