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Friday Funnies
So in an effort to begin the weekend with a smile I thought I'd post a picture of something I saw in an antique shop recently.
Never mind about all the rest, when is THIS going to be listed on the PBS?!
And on the reverse:
Never mind about all the rest, when is THIS going to be listed on the PBS?!
And on the reverse:
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Your laugh for the day - don't muck with oldies! LOL
An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr.Geezer's clinic.Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."Dr. Young: Aaagh!! -- "This is Gasoline!"Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.Dr.Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!"Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, "Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer".Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off!- This is an oldie but a goodie.
There are only 3 ages:
1.Youth
2.Middle Age
and ….
3. “You look well”
As I am now 65 I often use this line when people who know of my diagnosis tell me I look well.
😊😊😊 - LOL. This is the story of my life .... (and any other excuse NOT to do the housework! LOL)
- And now it’s going to get worse. Seeing as I’ve buggered my wrist up. It’s Definite my chair runs away that the floor likes to get up and personal with me
- LOL .. this one really made me laugh out loud ..
