Friday Funnies

If I get "Telstra" (or other) I tell them that they should know I don't have a computer.
Hubby is getting "NBN" on his old flip mobile and he knows to just hang up, never press any buttons.
One went on and on at him one day  (yes, @AllyJay, saying he had a 'wiruss') so I grabbed the phone and did the same as @arpie does.  🤣
The home phone is never answered nowadays and my recording clearly tells them if they are legitimate to leave their name and number and we will call them - gee, no messages left !  A waste of money but Telstra does not have a standalone internet service.
As the cartoon says, it is a good mobile phone finder, though.

Hahaha @AllyJay ....  wise not to have a mobile... the bastards call them too!!  Grrrr

I am afraid I am somewhat more direct when (if not a recorded message) I just tell them forcefully to F*** OFF!!  ;) 

I have a landline and am possibly the only person over the age of ten who doesn't have a mobile. Unfortunately I do get a lot of crank calls from "Telstra Technical Department" about a wiruss (not a virus...a wiruss) in my computer. I usually then advise them which particular item to insert into which bodily cavity even although some of my very kind suggestions might no be anatomically possible

Who else does this?  I do!

Oh dear - this was the year that was .... 

https://www.facebook.com/1410004467/videos/10224560154737245

My 14 year old enjoys sending me awful jokes.... 

That is not as weird as it sounds.  I remember a time on a really cold night out - sitting on an outdoors buggy amongst straw bales - (a country and western evening) and hubby told everyone all he had to do was cuddle me for the warmth.  Unfortunately I did not oblige !