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Friday Funnies
So in an effort to begin the weekend with a smile I thought I'd post a picture of something I saw in an antique shop recently.
Never mind about all the rest, when is THIS going to be listed on the PBS?!
And on the reverse:
Never mind about all the rest, when is THIS going to be listed on the PBS?!
And on the reverse:
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- I can only remember using a couple of these
- OMG - I SO believe they do this at least twice a year .....
- hahahaha
- Sure CAN!!
- I 'stole' that one, @June1952!!
The weekly 'laugh' .....A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop window.For a second, everything was quiet in the cab. Then the driver said, “Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the living daylights out of me!”The passenger apologised and said, “I didn’t realise that a little tap would scare you so much.”The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver — I’ve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.” A posh girl’s school was recently faced with an unusual problem.
A number of 12 year old girls had started to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put it on they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night the cleaner would remove them and the next day the girls would put them all back.
Finally the Principal decided something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the cleaner. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the cleaner having to remove them every night … you can imagine the yawns from the girls.
To demonstrate how difficult it was, she asked him to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took a long-handled mop, dipped it in the toilet and cleaned the mirror. Since then there have been no more lip prints.
- AMAZING .... I was 67 ..... and it is only in numbers above 100 because you have to add 'and'!!
- @arpie, I stole that one for facebook
