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kmakm
8 years agoMember
Friday Funnies
So in an effort to begin the weekend with a smile I thought I'd post a picture of something I saw in an antique shop recently.
Never mind about all the rest, when is THIS going to be listed on the PBS?!
And on the reverse:
Never mind about all the rest, when is THIS going to be listed on the PBS?!
And on the reverse:
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- arpieMemberoooops

- AfraserMemberThanks @ChezaH
My five year old grandson has just grasped the function of punchlines in jokes - he’ll like that one! - arpieMemberTWELVE COMMANDMENTS FOR SENIORS#1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.#2 - “In Style” are the clothes that still fit.#3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.#4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it.”#6 - “On time” is when you get there.#7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it sure does muffle the sound.#8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizessmaller?#9 - Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.#10 - Growing old should have taken longer.#11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.#12 - You still haven't learned to act your age and hope you never will.. . . And one more:“One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house

- SoldierCrabMemberArpie
AND Me ..... - SisterMemberhmmmm....
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- arpieMemberOh THIS one tickled my funny bone ....

- arpieMemberoh dear ......, so that's why I'm on Facebook! :(
