Friday Funnies

@AllyJay 😂😂 kids are definitely the toughest audience cos they just blurt things out. They can make or break you 😆

When my grandson was three and still an only child, we spent a lot of time together. I'd do one overnight visit per week and our days were very busy with craft and reading. I was still very unwell and so, sit down, indoor activities were my limit. One day, his mother turned some of his favourite songs on her phone for him to dance to, and of course, Granny joined in with the singing. He stopped his leaping about, and said..."No Granny...don't sing....just do your knitting instead". Tough audience...

@Sister 😂😂, well I don’t know about yours, but mine is definitely scaring the woodland animals away. My partner would readily agree 😄😉

Maybe it's my singing voice...

A variation on the oldie but goodie:

Air Controller: Please advise your height and position.

Pulot: I’m five foot ten and sitting at the front of the plane. 

@Blossom1961 😂😂😂