Friday Funnies

I'd buy some of this .... 

I was in London last week and passed this - it took me a few seconds to process ☺️ then it made me laugh 😆 

OMG .... this is ME to a T - both of them!

taken off FBook 
I am old and I just realised I still have so many unanswered questions!!!! I never found out who let the Dogs Out...where's the beef...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps...why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails...why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed... why "abbreviated" is such a long word... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and, why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to... why do "The Alphabet Song" and "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret? ...and do you really think I am this witty?? ... I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother's girlfriend's, uncle's cousin's, baby's momma's doctor who lived next door to my old class mate's mail man...Now it is your turn to take it from me...Peace!!

@arpie  its even more fun for me to reminisce as hubbies names Brian. Saw it at the movies with him when it first came out. We loved watching Monty python actually any weird comedy together 

Hehe We do have it in one of our songbooks, @cranky_granny - but we don’t ‘do it’ very often …. ;).  LOVED the movie tho!!

Just for the smiles of the song @MelV83 and others hey @arpie do  you strum this one out on the uke 

If only ....