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kmakm
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8 years ago

Friday Funnies

So in an effort to begin the weekend with a smile I thought I'd post a picture of something I saw in an antique shop recently.

Never mind about all the rest, when is THIS going to be listed on the PBS?!



And on the reverse:


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  • arpie's avatar
    arpie
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    2 years ago
    Your laugh for the day - don't muck with oldies! LOL

    An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.
    He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."

    Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr.Geezer's clinic.
    Dr. Young: "Dr.Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?"
    Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
    Dr. Young: Aaagh!! -- "This is Gasoline!"
    Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

    Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
    Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
    Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
    Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
    Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."

    Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
    Dr.Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!"
    Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, "Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)
    Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
    Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.

    Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer".

    Remember: Don't make old people mad.  We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off!