Friday Funnies
So in an effort to begin the weekend with a smile I thought I'd post a picture of something I saw in an antique shop recently. Never mind about all the rest, when is THIS going to be listed on the ...
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LOVE IT @cranky_granny. LOL
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the
hospital... while on the operating table she had a near death
experience... seeing God... She asked: "Is my time up?"...
God answered: "No, you have another 40 years, 2 months, and 8 days to
God answered: "No, you have another 40 years, 2 months, and 8 days to
live".
Upon recovery, she decide to stay in the hospital, and have a face
lift, liposuction, and tummy tuck, and hair colour... After she was
released from the hospital, whilst crossing the street on her way home,
she was hit by a car, and died immediately...
Arriving in front of God, she asked: "I thought you said I had
another 40 years... why didn't you pull me away from the path of the
car?"... God replied: "I didn‟t recognize you!!"