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Friday Funnies
So in an effort to begin the weekend with a smile I thought I'd post a picture of something I saw in an antique shop recently. Never mind about all the rest, when is THIS going to be listed on the ...
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This little old lady goes to the doctor and says,
"Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells and it’s always silent. As a matter of fact I’ve passed gas at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was passing gas because it doesn’t smell and it’s silent."
The doctor says "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "Goodness me! I don’t know what you gave me, but now when I am passing gas… although still silent, it stinks something HORRIBLE."
"Terrific", the doctor said, "now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses - we’ll start on your hearing next!!"
"Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells and it’s always silent. As a matter of fact I’ve passed gas at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was passing gas because it doesn’t smell and it’s silent."
The doctor says "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "Goodness me! I don’t know what you gave me, but now when I am passing gas… although still silent, it stinks something HORRIBLE."
"Terrific", the doctor said, "now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses - we’ll start on your hearing next!!"