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kmakm
8 years agoMember
Friday Funnies
So in an effort to begin the weekend with a smile I thought I'd post a picture of something I saw in an antique shop recently. Never mind about all the rest, when is THIS going to be listed on the ...
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Sister
7 years agoMember
That reminds me of one I read the other day (I'll get it wrong but you should get the gist)...
Setting: Somewhere in USA
Two policeman at a large event chase an Australian crook and he disappears into the crowd.
One policeman says to the other, "We might as well give up 'cos we'll never find him in that"
Second policeman says "He's Australian, isn't he? Watch the crowd."
He gets up on stage and steps up to the microphone and sings "Am I ever gonna see your face again?"
From the middle of the crowd comes one voice "NO WAY, GET F@$KED, F@$K OFF!"
"There's your man" he says.
Setting: Somewhere in USA
Two policeman at a large event chase an Australian crook and he disappears into the crowd.
One policeman says to the other, "We might as well give up 'cos we'll never find him in that"
Second policeman says "He's Australian, isn't he? Watch the crowd."
He gets up on stage and steps up to the microphone and sings "Am I ever gonna see your face again?"
From the middle of the crowd comes one voice "NO WAY, GET F@$KED, F@$K OFF!"
"There's your man" he says.
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