@arpie at least f#*k off can't be misconstrued! Much more effective than 'ship ahoy' :D ! #Afraser I had a kayak for a little while but sold it as after Mx getting it on and off the roof racks proved too difficult. I had one day where I nearly misjudged the current on outgoing tide and had a friendly fellow help steer me and pull me out of the current so I could make my way back upstream. I might have ended up in Lake Wakatipu if he hadn't! Anyway, I'm always happy to give someone a Good laugh. :)