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Re: Night Howls
@Zoffiel...the thing is, I would still have gone arse over tit....whoopsie....I don't have tits anymore, not even a nipple. Ummm...arse over scarred sternum perhaps??? By the time it stopped (if it ever would have), I would have been ten pin bowled anyway. Next time, I'll take me a shop mannikin, toss it in and film as per request. I, however, am the only person over the age of six in Australia who doesn't have a mobile phone, so will have to alert my Bearded One to have his at the ready. I'll also ensure I purchase a packed of adult nappies and install one before commencing the journey, so that when I pack up laughing, I don't disgrace myself.
AllyJay
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Re: Night Howls
@allyjay , I wonder if revolving doors are like lift doors that freeze of retract if something gets jammed in them or doesn't move fast enough? You'd think they would have to. Surely Maybe next time wedge the walker in or choose an innocent bystander as a sacrifice and see what happens? Please film it 
Zoffiel
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Re: Night Howls
@Zoffiel, here's another picture to add to your collection. Yesterday, there was me, walker and all, standing on the pavement outside a building in Chatswood, where I had an appointment for a chest CT scan. Problem was, there was an automatic revolving door, a F***ing FAST revolving door, which I would have to get through, wheelie walker, buggered knees and all, before I was swiped to the floor and dragged round and around. The fire exit door to the side, could only be opened from within the foyer. So....close your eyes and picture Z. Z. Top here), had to navigate the aforementioned revolving door, enter the foyer, open the fire escape and let me hobble in. Pity the poor Nanna or Pops who's flying solo...
AllyJay
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Re: Painful/stiff hands and feet post chemo
Easier to crack than codeine these days @Sister
kezmusc
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Re: Night Howls
@allyjay, I don't think they understand we are not demanding a good night's sleep every night. We just want to be able to have one occasionally. 20 serapax last me 3 months. Thankfully my very sensible GP is OK with both my long term sleepers and pain pills--provided I don't push my luck and use more than my agreed allocation.
As far as addiction is concerned, yes it happens but if the dosages are kept to a bare minimum you've got to wonder how great the risk is. And even if you do get to really, really like them I can't imagine you taking to a life of crime to support your habit.
Mind you, you'd make an interesting burglar. I've got this vision of you trying to break into a house to steal the silverware. Walker? Check. Assorted support devices? Check. Totally wrapped in blankets to dampen the sound of creaking joints? Check. All you'd have to do then is find a mark that has no stairs and ample parking
As far as addiction is concerned, yes it happens but if the dosages are kept to a bare minimum you've got to wonder how great the risk is. And even if you do get to really, really like them I can't imagine you taking to a life of crime to support your habit.
Mind you, you'd make an interesting burglar. I've got this vision of you trying to break into a house to steal the silverware. Walker? Check. Assorted support devices? Check. Totally wrapped in blankets to dampen the sound of creaking joints? Check. All you'd have to do then is find a mark that has no stairs and ample parking
Zoffiel
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Re: Creative Corner!
My watercolour was so creative tonight, even I couldn’t figure it out.
