The festive season is guaranteed to make me crankier than ever. So far this month I've had the shits about:
- Christmas carols and tinsel
- The loss of another hub cap
- The elastic in most of my favourite pairs of undies giving out. In concert.
- Why are undies described as pairs? Another source of irritation
- Flies, wasps, buzzy things and Huntsmen spiders that want to live inside
- The idiot child next door who has just got his P plates and goes to work at 4.45 AM
- Ants in the mulch heap--Jumping Jacks? Really?
- Mystery green stuff growing in the cupboard under the sink
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