Is that right? Did you really say that?

I had a good one at my 12 month MRI.  The radiologist is trying to get everything in the correct position for the machine and is having difficulty getting sll my bits in the right position.

Then she asks "Do you have one breast smaller than the other?  

Me:  Are you joking?  What did you miss the scar on it or did you just not read my fucking chart?

OOPS.......it just came out.