Is that right? Did you really say that?

Oh I've heard some real doozies, but as with so many things and situations in my life, all 59 years of it, I resort to humour, often very black. I've had a few people squirm a tad, when I turn it on myself, such as saying things like, "Oooh I'd give my left tit for..." whatever it is being discussed. Followed up with, "Of course, if I still had one, or even a right one, come to that"... That sort of self deprecating humour has always been part of my personality, and I don't intend to change. It has gotten me through many tough situations in the past, and I reckon I'll still be the  same until they nail my box shut one day.