Is that right? Did you really say that?

My favorite was while i was in hospital after lumpectomy surgery, a lady i go to uni with messaged me to tell me how pissed off she was that she couldn't work on the essay we had due because she  had a paper cut on her thumb and couldn't write. When I didn't respond to this she messaged me again asking if i was giving her my resting bitch face look. Hahaha at least she relised how ridiculous her message was.