Have you ever been guilty of looking at others
your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old?
Well......you'll love this one!
My name is Alice Dmith and I was sitting in the
waiting room for my
first appointment with a
new dentist.
I noticed his dental diploma,
which bore his full name.
Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark
haired boy with the same name had been in my
secondary school class some 30-odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that I had a secret
crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded
any such thought. This balding, grey haired man with the deeply
lined face was far too old to have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended
Morgan Park Secondary School?
‘Yes, yes I did. I went to Morgan!' He beamed with pride.
‘When did you leave to go to college?' I asked
He answered, in 1989 why do you ask?
‘You were in my class!' I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then the ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat arsed, grey haired, decrepit, bastard asked..
“What subject did you teach ?"
