You have to giggle. A huge earthmover came down our side lane very early on Friday (a non working day for me). The last one that tried that trick damaged the fence and a tree so I dressed very quickly and went out with camera to record vehicle, number plate etc, just in case. In such a hurry, I forgot my prosthesis (it had to happen one day). The crew must have wondered what had been visited upon them. But I think it was along the lines of ‘don’t mess with a onebreasted woman, remember the Amazons’!!