Lol my butt has flattened with age. I was being polite ... it's my IBS bouts of constipation and diarrhoea that have been my main concern. Trying all new things plus diet but the tears are causing tears plus below vagina tear that doesn't want to heal. Chemist gave me movicol and a cream that you can also insert that heals and numbs. Will see how it goes. Feel like I need a soft cloud to sit on! Oh and they suggested baby wipes. I also take multiflora am and pm. So I'm up s)-# creek, but I do have a paddle!