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arpie
7 years agoMember
A bit naughty - but funny!!! Show us your 'naughty ones'! Please note some posts may offend.
I saw this on FB the other day and nearly snorted my wine out thru my nose! LOL I will be adding the 'odd new one' now & then, that 'may' be a bit naughty ........ so be warned! ;)
arpie
4 years agoMember
Gosh - this gave me a laugh ......
I had an epiphany today during my BC radiation treatment. As I lay there with my mind wondering, I realised that radiation is just like being with one of my ex boyfriends.
I go in, exchange casual pleasantries, get undressed, lay down, let the machine do it’s thing. I don’t feel anything, intermittently hold my breath and close my eyes. It’s over before I even know it started.
Then I get up, get dressed, exchange good byes and say “See ya tomorrow” as I leave.
He probably lasted about six weeks too.
I guess that’s why he’s an ex and in 4 more weeks I also get to break up with radiation and move on with my life.
I had an epiphany today during my BC radiation treatment. As I lay there with my mind wondering, I realised that radiation is just like being with one of my ex boyfriends.
I go in, exchange casual pleasantries, get undressed, lay down, let the machine do it’s thing. I don’t feel anything, intermittently hold my breath and close my eyes. It’s over before I even know it started.
Then I get up, get dressed, exchange good byes and say “See ya tomorrow” as I leave.
He probably lasted about six weeks too.
I guess that’s why he’s an ex and in 4 more weeks I also get to break up with radiation and move on with my life.