A bit naughty - but funny!!! Show us your 'naughty ones'! Please note some posts may offend.

@SoldierCrab...as a result of my peripheral neuropathy and lack of balance I am very wary of falling. I have caught myself stopping short at admonishing myself to be careful and not to fall arse over tit...and then thinking arse over sternum doesn't have quite the same ring to it.