Ah, well, nothing says zany like bald, particularly if you are prepared to absolutely own it.
That's a great homage to hair, and I can well understand how you feel a bit at sea without your stylish locks.
I've gone from waist length thick and curly to zero. Twice. It shat me to tears both times, but with eyes like yours, I reckon you can carry it off.--though I'm sure you can live without the pus thing.
Look at the end game--getting the miserable bastard stuff out of your system--what ever that takes. Mxx